[aberzoy]

ACTUAL WRITINGS ON CHARTS IN HOSPITALS

1- The patient refused autopsy

2- The patient has no previous history of suicides

3- Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over year.

7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993

10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 59-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch

13. She is numb from her toes down

14. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home

15. The skin was moist and dry

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

24. Skin: somewhat pale. but present

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor

26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall

27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities