Happy Birthday Poodle
Collywobbles n. informal: Pain in the stomach or bowels...
I stepped through my front door and YUCK!
'Cause a collywobble poodle all the day
Had a-covered the floor with his scented muck
Oh, no! collywobble poodle all the day.
Chorus:
Doggy's ill, doggy's ill
Doggy's ill I'm sad to say
For I'm off to see a scary an'
Expensive vetenarian
With a collywobble poodle on the way
Oh, my Sal, she is a maiden fair,
It's her collywobble poodle all the way.
So I'll leave the cleaning up to her
Cleaning collywobble poodle all the day.
Chorus
Oh, our floor is stained a shade of black
With collywobble poodle all the day.
No, we'll never clean our carpet back,
From the collywobble poodle all the day.
Chorus
Took it in the car off to see the vet
With collywobble poodle on the way
We did not get far 'fore it streamed a jet
From a collywobble poodle all the way
Chorus
In the waiting room, down on my knees,
Heard the collywobble poodle start again
Explode both ends with a little sneeze
The poor collywobble poodle is in pain
Chorus
He sneezed so hard like a sneezey shout
Did the collywobble poodle all the day.
He sneezed his 'testines inside out
Poor ol' collywobble poodle all the day.
Chorus
Алексей Шишкин, врач
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